Congratulations!

You're our 1.000.000 visitor!

...maybe.

You won the honor of looking at my dog

The most adorable black toy poodle you have ever seen in your life
A tiny retro cartoon pixel dolly, she has purply pinktails and huge alien eyes

Keeping it awkward since 1984

Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

Harvey - 1950
Updates

June 7, 2024
It just keeps going and I'm now officially a middle aged lady. This update is a bit like cheating because the real updating has not happened *yet*. But it will.

February 2, 2024
Life kept happening. I live in a very hard to explain dystopia. But righ now it's a public holiday were I live. I thought I was not ever going to blog again, because it got overwhelming. I'd very much like to be the kind of person that can do research and then come up with original content. Apparently, I'm the kind of person that just happen to braindump sometimes with the worst possible timing. But if you're bored or curious you can just check the /braindump page and see what I'm talking about. And, you know what? It's good to be back.

December 30, 2023
Life happened a lot. If you're reaaaaally paying attention you may noticed an unlinked page. Is a lil game thingy I'm doing for a very important person. Of course you can play with me. But do not judge it very harshly. You're not the target audience. I will update the blog one day! I promise!

November 30, 2023 - early morning
I have insomnia. So the dialog is back. The /explore page will be some kind of sitemap. But for now it does not do much.

November 30, 2023
Very little. But I made my own background! It's... not great but not terrible either. Also starting to tidy up some CSS thingies, you won't notice, but there'll be signs. Oh! There's more now. I... did some life quality code things. Added color variables, Made the nav prettier! You can now see where you're standing! I also regret to announce this thing now has one JavaScript file. Is doing nothing right now except saving a boolean to LocalStorage so the site can know if it's your first time in here (well... as long as you don't clear localStorage). Why? Because I want to put back a dialog thingie with my dog's picture but I don't want people to get sick of it. I have a couple new gifs and blinkies running around too.

November 29, 2023
Decided to kinda destroy the mainpage and layout, there were lots of aesthetics updates this days too. Not quite finding my footing in how I want this to look, but the fun is in exploring. Also made a "proper" updates box.

November 25, 2023
Life still bad. Started the braindump blog so I write construcively on about a weekly basis. Made first post. A bit improvised, like it anyway.

September - October, 2023
Life went bad. Horribly bad. Journaled a bit about it, not sure how to deal with all that horror now. Kinda wondering if it was right to make it public.

August 24, 2023
This thing was created

A whole line of little tiny cartoon dolls in different poses. Most standing up, last one sitting down.

Well, hello there, fellow human!
I haven't quite figured out what this whole pagey thing will be about, but it'll for sure be shiny, I can promise that much.

I was around back when website design was fun, but I did not really know how to web back then. I now kinda do.
And I plan to use that knowledge to just throw pretty things in here. Maybe a sparkly cursor. Maybe a 1.000.000 visitor winning dialog (with no malware, pinky promise). Maybe fun shaped buttons. And my dog. And a page counter! And lots and lots of colors.